What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

Unacceptable again!

No way

No go.

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I get fit at home?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

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