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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:13

Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
Unacceptable again!
No way
No go.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
—
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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